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I think it’s time we heard from someone else, for a change.
Over the past few weeks, I’ve been compiling a list of article topics that would make for some really badass blog posts in the future. I came across this great list on Osmosio called, “101+ Killer Blog Post Ideas” and immediately decided I had to write a few of these. (Point of order: See any topics you’d like me to write about? Hit me up with a comment and I’ll get right on it!)
So now you all know who to thank when I go off the deep-end, bitching about a random _________ (product, book, movie, encounter with a random stranger, etc;) or posting up ridiculous pictures of my little sister dressed as Baby Bop. I’m armed to the teeth with fresh ideas for the future, motivated more than ever to publish mass-quantities of brilliant and whacky articles (such as this one).
Plus, it gave my lovely lady Chelsy a rare but deliciously exciting opportunity to point out a few of the things I do on a regular basis that make her want to smash her head through our bedroom window. Since we’re extremely comfortable in our relationship – and we’re both quick to make it known to each other when something pisses us off – I thought it would be a fun, embarrassing, and informative first-ever guest article.
Without further adieu, I’ll give it over to Chelsy.
First, let me preface this list by saying that honestly, it was really hard coming up with ten things he does that rub me the wrong way. Don’t get me wrong, our relationship isn’t perfect – but this man is a wonderful partner. That being said, I simply couldn’t pass up the opportunity to voice my opinion. Alright, here comes the punishment.
1. Stop leaving your wet towels on the bedroom floor.
It’s bad enough that all my good towels smell like a moldy jockstrap. But now, the cats are going in there thinking it’s some kind of alternative pissing-spot… for the love of god, hang them over the shower when you’re done drying off! Is that really too much to ask?
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Step on board and meet the disparate crew of the cargo ship Icarus as they approach their destination hundreds of light years from Earth. (Chapter 1 of a brand new, ongoing Sci-Fi short-series)
The Bronos Approach
1700hrs. 14th Oct. 413P.C.
Aboard the cargo ship Icarus,
near the Cygnus star system, Planet: Bronos
“You see sum’ wrong wi’ dis picsha?” Benjy always laid on the thick English accent whenever he was intentionally being a condescending dick. Presently, he was frowning and pointing at the bright red liquid spurting from a small hose on top of the main fusion drive. The stuff smelled like burning hair – Ruben had no idea what to make of it.
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I am a criminal mastermind.
Okay, maybe not… but I am at least a very devious machinator… the point is, I stole the idea for this piece from Chelsea Sutton, 2011 winner of NYC Midnight’s Annual Flash Fiction Challenge, and there is nothing you can do to stop me! AAAHahahahaha!
Thanks for the inspiration, Chelsea. Love your work, by the way. 🙂
Alright, enough of this. Onward, I say! ONWARD!
1. I can’t stop buying new books!
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