I am a criminal mastermind.

Okay, maybe not… but I am at least a very devious machinator… the point is, I stole the idea for this piece from Chelsea Sutton, 2011 winner of NYC Midnight’s Annual Flash Fiction Challenge, and there is nothing you can do to stop me! AAAHahahahaha!
Thanks for the inspiration, Chelsea. Love your work, by the way. 🙂
Alright, enough of this. Onward, I say! ONWARD!
1. I can’t stop buying new books!
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